
Barbara: (giggles) Cody: Oh, there they are. Cody: No, Barbara, you deserve it, you're A+ every subject, including dimples. OK, let's do this.īarbara: Oh Cody, I just know it's going to be you. (puts water on his cheeks) Mom's a sucker for a sob story. Let's go!Ĭody: (to Zack) Now, what you need is tell the truth and promising to do well in summer school. Maddie: I hate you! London: I have the helicopter! Maddie: Love you. Maddie: (to London) What took you so long? Did the storm slow you down? London: No, I added an extra 20 minutes to my massage because your call really stressed me out. Your word was so easy, my dog could have spelled it. Barbara: Oh, that's spelling bee wasn't fair. And by the way, that's annihilated with 2 Ns and an "h". But it doesn't matter, because I annihilated you at the spelling bee. After all, I creamed you in the math competition and you didn't get mad. Oh, well, Maddie can wait.īarbara: Cody, I'm sorry I got upset before. Moseby: Missing a massage to help a friend. London: Hello, oh hey, Maddie, how is camp? Maddie: Terrible, these girls are savages, come rescue me! London: Don't worry, I'll get the Tipton helicopter, I'll be there right away. Cody: (sarcastically) Gee, why don't you steal someone else's? (Zack kisses Cody on the head) Zack: Again with the genius plans! No wonder they call you the -accordion! There's only enough caps and gowns for the students who are graduating. Zack: Huh? Cody: (sarcastically) Hard to believe you're failing English.

Zack: Genius! Cody: I was being facetious. Cody: Well, at least you're not trying to forge a diploma, sneak into graduation and hide from Mom the fact that you're going to summer school for six weeks. BAM! Wait a minute.wait a minute.oh, I got nothing. Zack: Well, I figured if I showed up here a plan would just hit me. Zack: Yeah, that's it.Ĭody: Zack, what are you doing here? This is only for the people who are graduating. Zack: No, no, no, no, no! I need to graduate with my class! If I don't graduate, I'll have to go to su. Forgess: You won't be graduating with your class. (Carey smacks him in the gut) OOF!!! I mean, you are so in trouble! Carey: Zack, why did you do this? Zack: Because you tried to bake a cake and Dad left his tour, and I didn't want to disappoint you guys again. Kurt: (looks at it also) Uh, she's hot! I 's hot.at the beach.that's why she's wearing a bikini. I mean you have a diploma.(unrolls fake diploma and sees the truth) This is a picture of a girl wearing a bikini. Zack: Except that I didn't graduate, okay! (Everybody gasps) Moseby: There's a shock! (takes back his gift and steps away) Kurt: What are you talking about? Zack: I faked the whole thing. Sister Dominick: Ooh, I just had a baby barf! Sister Dominick: Yoo-hoo, London! So, what are we girls talking about? London: Fish guts and hairy pimples. Oh, yeah, and when I get home, I get to help mom gut fish and apply pimple cream to my dad's hairy back. What are you doing? Maddie: Working here. London: I'm spending the summer on my yacht. Cody: Whose life did you save? Zack: (tries to shove an apple into his mouth) Here, choke on this. Zack: Well she can't be too mad when she finds out I saved a life. (laughs) Maddie: Yeah, silly me.Ĭody: You know, Mom's really gonna be mad when she finds out you're not graduating. London: And I suppose you go on Fridays, too. Maddie: London, some of us actually come back to school after lunch. London: Maddie, you know what I like about summer vacation? Not being locked up in a stuffy school until noon everyday.


London: So, Moseby, Which thing do you like better, this sight land with this yacht and this bathing suit, or this sight land with this yacht and this bathing suit? Mr. Graduation Barbara: I'm taking five AP classes.
